What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
