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Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
You did what with his pubic hair?
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