I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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