Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i think my mom watched the whole time
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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