If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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