i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I enjoy the company of your penis
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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