party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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