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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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