Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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