My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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