you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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