dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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