office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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