You're my little dorito
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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Goodbee
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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