Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm like, not good at living.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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