What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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