awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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