did you get engaged???
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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