I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Two words: nipple clamps
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