epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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