i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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