I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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