I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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