When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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