Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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