i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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