Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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