another moral hangover. fuck.
i barfeds in our rink
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Randomize
