I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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