So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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