you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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