yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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