Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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