They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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