Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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