So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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