i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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