I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
