remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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