I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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