just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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