Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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