you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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