doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
