the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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