What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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