Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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