I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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