Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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