my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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