If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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