; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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