Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
